INFLATABLE OLD WOMAN

Posted: 27 December 2007 in other folks, writing

Every night I say to D., “What should I post about?”  And every day she dutifully gives me some idea that I tuck in my head for later but usually do not post about.  She is an exceptionally good wife. 

I know you wait for more Tila, but I haven’t watched the reunion show yet.  So instead you get: INFLATABLE OLD WOMAN.  Really?  That’s the search that got you here?  Are the youthful blow-up dolls too plump and botoxed for you?  Do you shun the smooth vinyl skin in favor of wrinkly texture and thin, sagging lips?  Or maybe it’s a bachelor party for an exceedingly well-aged bachelor.  If that’s the case, I think I can say with confidence that he’ll still want the young blow-up doll and not the INFLATABLE OLD WOMAN.  In any event, disturbed, I tried your search.  I am even more disturbed that I am the second google link for INFLATABLE OLD WOMAN.  Go figure.

In light of the lively butch/femme conversations and the inevitable top/bottom association that comes with, would you be interested in reading slightly more risque posts?  Or would you rather stick with the vanilla?  Points for frankness.

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Comments
  1. Dylan says:

    Slightly more risque. But you already knew that would be my answer. I do want to hear your thoughts on the Tila Reunion show though as well.

  2. linaria says:

    You already know what I think about this;)

  3. bipolarlawyercook says:

    Inevitable top/bottom association? Hey, I went to a women’s college, we’re equal opportunity.

    I would think that if you wanted wrinkly inflatable dolls, you could just not blow them up all the way, right? And maybe put a gray wig on top. Sounds like a market opportunity.

  4. rye says:

    That. Is. AWESOME. haha I wish I got such amusing search results!

    Oh, and bring on the porn!

    Okay, maybe not “porn,” per say, but I’m all for pushing the limits around here. At least in theory. Hey, I’m all talk – what can I say?

  5. linaria says:

    no, now you are the *first * result for “inflatable old woman.” don’t you feel special?

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